HOW TO HAVE BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH BOSS

I want to be first 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager  stumbled upon an antique oil lamp. 
They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.
''Me first, me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be on Bali beaches, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.
'Me next, me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in the Maldives, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' 

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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